GOD is like

God is like... 
BAYER  ASPIRIN 
He works miracles.

God is like... 
a FORD 
He's got a  better idea.

 

God is like... 
COKE 
He's the  real thing.

 

God is like... 
HALLMARK CARDS 
He cares  enough to send His very best.

 

God is like... 
TIDE 
He gets the  stains out that others leave behind.

God is like... 
GENERAL ELECTRIC 
He  brings good things to life.

God is like... 
SEARS 
He has  everything.

 

God is like.. 
ALKA-SELTZER 
Try him,  you'll like Him.

 

God is like. 
SCOTCH TAPE 
You can't  see him, but you know He's there.

 

God is like... 
DELTA 
He's ready  when you are.

 

God is like... 
ALLSTATE 
You're in  good hands with Him.

 

God is like... 
VO-5 Hair  Spray 
He holds through all kinds of weather.  

 

God is like... 
DIAL SOAP 
Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?

 

God is like... 
the U.S. POST OFFICE 
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His  appointed destination.

Most Important Question

During my second month of nursing school, our professor gave us a pop
quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the
questions, until I read the last one: 'What is the first name of
the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke.
I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired
and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper,
leaving the last question blank. Before class ended, one student
asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.
Absolutely, said the professor. "In your careers you will meet many
people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if
all you do is smile and say hello". I've never forgotten that lesson. I
also learned her name was Dorothy.